I love our snuggle and cuddle time. Holding you close, hugging, loving, tickling, giggling, talking…these are special times I will always cherish. You are a beautiful, loving, intelligent girl, growing smarter every day.
Your brilliance astounds me. Who thought that you could combine sleeping with exercise? Sleeping with you provides me with a workout. As I struggle to push you back to your side of the bed, I can feel my muscles work. When you were younger, it didn’t take much to reclaim my space. However, now that you are six years old, your bigger body requires me to use more force. And if that weren’t enough, now you provide resistance to really challenge me as you struggle to maintain your monopoly over the bed. Whether I am dislodging your foot from my throat or removing your knee from my ribs, I am building my muscles. With the way you make me keep my body tensed up, I should have a flat tummy and buns of steel in just a few nights.
Although this Sleepercise regimen of yours is a wonderful concept, there is room for improvement. First, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for punching you in the face. It wasn’t out of frustration and anger toward you, my trainer. I was simply turning over and stretching out my arm, not expecting your face to be RIGHT THERE. Hopefully the bruising will subside before you return to school. Second, while combining sleep and exercise sounds like a great idea, there is one, tiny problem. I do the exercise and you do the sleeping. My body requires sleep, too. Unfortunately, after a night of sharing a bed with you, I find myself grumpy and tired in the morning, and throughout the day. Popping mini-Snickers bars in my mouth all day for the sugar rush seems counter-productive to the previous night’s workout. However, once we can tweak the program to get past these issues, I’m sure I will be fit in no time!
In the meanwhile, in order for me to get a good night’s sleep so I can be a good, well-rested mommy the next day, I think maybe we should limit the time we share a bed. I love you very much. I know sleeping arrangements are a bit confusing while we are visiting Grandpa and Grandma. I admire your ingenuity and creativity in developing this new sleep/exercise program and I thank you for trying it out on me. But tomorrow night, I think you should sleep with your sister.